Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.