How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

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