Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
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NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
Olive Oil is a virgin
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ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Holy Guacamole
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
A degree in law.
Merci backup.
I saved you a stool.