Olive Oyl Jokes

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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