Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
Olive Oil is a virgin
Olive Oil.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
