Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.