Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.