Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.