What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?