What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)