He forgot his Loggins
Because Jesus saves.
Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.
Make me one with everything."
Cyprus the bell !
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
A-social media
A: Because she didn't know which one came first!
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