Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What do you call a guy who is in color guard?

A flaggot

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Social Medium Jokes More Social Medium Jokes

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!