Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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She was having Disney spells.

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!