What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.