A degree in law.
Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.
A zoo-t suit!
HysterISIS
Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
not enough sand.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
A millionheir.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.