A degree in law.
An innertube.
A little plaque.
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Because children inherit properties from their parents.