The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
It defies logic
