How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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STUPID AMERICAN!

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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It defies logic

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.