How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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What do you call a black attorney?

A brotha-in-law

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!