What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?