Brownian Motion
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
They lack chemistry.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
STUPID AMERICAN!
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Because they have no chemistry
There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
Ham-burgers!
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
They both go over your head.
I don't know
Too many cheetahs
Camel can go days without drinking!
Essay
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
