What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.