What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion