What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.