What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Go Ahead Make My Day"

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)