What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Duck!

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Let Meowt!!!!"

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Weight for it...

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion