What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.