What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !