Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.