Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!