Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?