Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.