Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.