Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.