Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.