Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

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What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom?

They take an aspie

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!