Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it