Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
Squawky-talkies!
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
Que Que Que
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
Bonos.
Because 7 ate 9.
Wind O's
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
