Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.