Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!