Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.