Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.