Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you best describe him?

Me: He looks like a miniature cat

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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