Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use?

Trigger bot.

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

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What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"