Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

How would you describe frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!