Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.