Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.