Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Atrophy.

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The No-Bell prize!

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Their odds of winning are the same

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.