What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

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What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception