What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar