What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry