What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !