A teabag stays in the cup longer...
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
At the Howliday Inn!
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
Once.
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
A MUGshot.
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)