What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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Jesus in a submarine.

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Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.