What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.