What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What's next to England?

A question mark.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.