What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing