What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?