What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

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What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.