Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.