Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O