Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin