Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin