Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.