Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

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Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

p p

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer