Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.