Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.