One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
A frog in a blender
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
Hydra-Gin
Whedon?
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
Bruce Banner