What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!