What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.