What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Wedding Night Jokes More Wedding Night Jokes

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Russian Woman Jokes More Russian Woman Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.