What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.