What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.