What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.