How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.