How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.