How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit