How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried