Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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Even the pool tables have no balls

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK