Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.