Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.