Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.