Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

America Jokes More America Jokes

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.