Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.