Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.