What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.