What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything