What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.