What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.