What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!