What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.