What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why are some girls so odd?

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!