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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!