What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.