What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!