Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.