Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.