Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.