Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us