Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.