Denial Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb ?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.