What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!