What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.