What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

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What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.