Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch