His matey told him he needed an iPatch
They all live in Arkansas
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Don't worry, they'll tell you
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Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.
A control freak.
Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.
Because they all involve iPatches.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
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