Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch