Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch