Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch