Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch