Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

Update Jokes More Update Jokes

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.