How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?