How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?