How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

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When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch