Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.