Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Why is apple afraid of microsoft?

because 7 8 10

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft