Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Who is saved?

America

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: