Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: