Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Previous Random Joke Next

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Manage Jokes More Manage Jokes

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.