What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.