What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)